呸,下流胚 (Pei, Xia Liu Pei)

No of Episodes: 51

Author: 福寶 (Fu Bao)

Female Voice:  周little婧 (Zhōu Little Jìng)

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Summary:

FL (Ru Yu) is a ghost. One day, FL accidentally saw ML (Shao Ji Yan) taking a bath.  FL died when she was 20 years old and single.  This is the first time, she saw a naked man.  FL saw ML masturbates after the bath.  Out of curiosity, FL went to touch ML’s penis and when the semen flew out, FL had a scare, screamed and ran off. 

FL thought she got poisoned when she saw her hand turned transparent and shocked when she recalled she could touch a human.  FL went back the next day to see ML.  ML was entertaining his friends at home.  ML’s friends suggested ML to move house after they heard his house haunted.  ML refused to move saying that his rented house fit’s his budget and it is quiet for him to study for his exam. FL wanted to try to see whether she could touch ML again.  FL went under the table to touch ML’s private part.

After ML sent his friends off, he talked to FL.  FL shocked when she realised ML could see her.  FL heard from her ghost friends that ML’s house haunted by a violent female ghost.  Before ML moved in, a Taoist master went to catch the ghost but got chased away.  The violent ghost left temporarily and expected to return any time soon.  FL went to warn ML.

ML met the female ghost and nearly got into trouble.  FL came to save ML.  A Taoist Master came to capture the ghost.  The Taoist Master said his disciple student got attack by the violent female ghost hence he is here to capture her.  ML persuaded the Master to release FL.  The Master agreed and commented that FL is different from the rest of the ghost.   FL and ML became good friends.

ML went to the lake with his friends.  ML met Miss Shen.  ML decided to marry Miss Shen after he passed the imperial examination.  One day, FL told ML she saw the exam paper and asked ML whether he wants her to tell him.  ML got upset and said he will not cheat.  ML heard that Miss Shen got sick after she saw a ghost.  ML thought FL went to scare Miss Shen due to jealousy.  ML scolded FL.  FL’s heart broke and left.

ML found out he was wrong and felt very guilty scolding FL.  One day, ML overheard conversation between FL and her best friend, Fen.  FL persuaded Fen not to go disturb ML and claimed that ML is a good person.  ML felt extremely bad.

ML went to the tea house with his friends.  ML heard FL’s scream and saw her being bullied by a male ghost.  ML went to look for FL.  ML found FL and apologised to her.  FL hides herself from ML.  That night, FL went to see ML and left when she saw ML has slept.  FL went to see ML again.  FL and ML made peace.  FL said she will help ML.  FL helped ML to meet Miss Shen.  ML noticed FL could enter the body of Miss Shen’s servant and felt awkward dating Miss Shen in front of FL.

FL invited ML to see lantern during the mid-autumn festival.  ML said he has an a date with Miss Shen.  ML suggested that he will go with FL after he sent Miss Shen home.  FL did not want to be a lamp-post and rejected the suggestion.  During the mid-autumn festival, ML saw FL jumping on the street excitedly guessing the riddles.  ML’s heart twitched.  ML went to see FL after he sent Miss Shen home.  ML and FL bumped into Er Niu.  FL pretended she did not know ML in front of Er Niu.   ML jealous when he saw FL left with Er Niu.

The exam result came out.  ML was in the last third place.  FL went to look for ML everywhere and found him by the lake.  ML got to know from FL that his friends cheated during the exam.  Master Shen’s brother in law (Chen Ting Huan) sold the exam questions to his friends through his concubine.  ML asked FL to help him to sneak into Chen Ting Huan’s house to find evidence.  FL advised ML to think twice because once he reported this to the Emperor, Master Shen will get implicated and his relationship with Miss Shen would be jeopardized.  ML insisted that he was doing the right thing.

FL went into one of the servants in Chen Ting Huan’s house and opened the back door for ML.  At first, they tried to look for the evidence in Chen Ting Huan’s study room.  Then they went to Chen Ting Huan’s concubine (Madam Mei)’s room.  They almost got caught.  Chen Ting Huan came home.  FL hides under the bed with ML.  They heard Chen Ting Huan making love to his concubine.  FL and ML left quietly after Chen Ting Huan and his concubine slept. That night, ML had a wet dream.  In his wet dream, he was making love to FL.

ML reported the cheating to the Prime Minister.  Master Shen’s family got implicated.  ML went to see Miss Shen to confess his wrong.  Miss Shen gave ML a slap.  ML got ready to re-sit the exam.  ML did not see FL for a few days and went to look for her.  FL cried and said that she got abandoned.  FL said her best friend Fen has reincarnated.   ML pacified FL. 

ML got jealous when he heard FL spending time with Er Niu.  It got worse when he heard FL has moved in to stay with Er Niu.  ML asked FL to move in with him.  FL did not dare to tell Er Niu.  When Er Niu found out he went to meet FL.  ML had a private conversation with Er Niu and Er Niu left.

ML burned incense money to help FL make a new home.  ML used a vase to keep FL.

ML passed the imperial exam.  Prime Minister Wang wanted to make ML his son-in-law.  ML told FL.  FL volunteered to leave.  ML refused.  They made love a last.  ML decided to live his life with FL as his wife.  Things started to change.   FL started to suck the Yang energy from ML unconsciously.  FL left when she realised the harm she brought to ML.

ML passed the imperial exam and got an official title.  ML moved to his new place but he often go back to his old rented house to look for FL.  Ms Wang jumped into the lake and died.  FL took over her body and became Ms Wang.  Both very happy as they get a chance to be together.  FL said Ms Wang loves Shen Mo Xuan and did not want to marry ML. 

But their happiness did not last long.  Nearer to their wedding, Ms Wang’s soul came back asking for her body. FL wanted to return the body to Ms Wang but ML refused.  Shen Mo Xuan also returned to the city.  Shen Mo Xuan brought a Taoist Master to meet ML and FL.  FL asked ML whether he likes her or the status that Ms Wang brings to him.  FL questioned ML’s intention when he first pursued Ms Shen.  The Taoist Master told FL, she needs to make her own decision without getting influence from either ML or Shen Mo Xuan. FL decided to leave with the Taoist Master.

ML regretted his past actions.  ML gave up his job and went to the Taoist temple everyday to persuade the Master to return FL to him.  Two months later, the master told ML that FL has returned home to her own body just like Ms Wang.

ML went back to the city and got punished.  Ms Shen persuaded her parents to help ML.  ML got demoted and sent to An Ping Province.  ML left for An Ping Province to take over his new post and to look for FL.

ML found FL but FL has lost the memory of her time with ML.  FL’s father was against their relationship.  It took some effort for ML to get FL’s father to agree for him to marry FL.

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